Giorgos asks his ten year-old son if he knows how babies are made and whether he has heard the story about the bees and the flowers.... "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the "there's no Santa Claus" speech... At age seven I got the "there's no Easter bunny" speech... Then at age 8 you hit me with the "there's no tooth fairy" speech!...If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!